Life's just shit in my lap

Why is it when you try and get ahead life comes along and craps all over you?

Maybe it's not life, but some karmic reaction to all of my mean antics as a child coming back to bite me in the ass. They always told me one day it would come back to haunt me. I knew I shouldn't have made my sister eat bugs! Or busted her in the head with a scrub brush, or launched apples and oranges at her head, or........

I've at least learned to not ask the cursed question, "what else can go wrong?" I've learned first hand that if life has temporarily forgotten how much fun it has slamming you into the ground, don't remind it by asking that fated question. duh. It just took me forever to learn it. And yet I'm supposed to be really smart! Oops. Let me wipe the slobber off my chin.

For some reason all the electrical appliances in my house have decided to die. I kid you not. My old computer, this new one, my refrigerator, my hallway light, the air conditioner and now my microwave. All within weeks. Either I have some sort of "ghostie" problem manifesting itself through my electronic equipment or life really hates me right now. I wouldn't be surprised at either one of those conclusions.

Oh, and now it gets better. Evan just came up to me with crap all over him and isn't poopy! Figure that one out! Now, I have a "ghost" poop issue too! ARGGGGHHHHH!!!! Where the hell did the poop come from??!! I swear if I find it in my bed.........

(note the feet sticking out of the pile o' poo...that would be me!)